Somebody's 3rd Birthday

were maimed

I broke a finger of his left hand, the one I use for writing. I'll be until Christmas.
I strive to find positive aspects, and so I wrote a list; sin is too late to go to "Come away with me." Here it is:

• inexplicably, are no longer stressed out from work: experts say that work-related stress depends strongly on whether to work or not. Thank goodness we are the experts.
• 'm learning to use his right hand, after forty years of the bench, now she is the holder. All this reminds me of the political situation in Italy.
  
• my travel expenses are drastically reduced.
• I can stay in overalls all day.
• not wrong to even a shot for a goal: yes yes ok dear experts, it is because I'm playing, I know.
  
• my alarm clock went on vacation: back for Christmas.
• a lot of people is interested in my health: the experts have now been gagged.
• 'm seeing the whole series of "American Dad!" By dint of laughter, keep your abs toned (as far as possible, of course).
• my girlfriend cuddles me even more.
• have a black belt in youtube!
  

's quasi-benefits, ie the aspects that have tried to be good, but they made it:

• unable to sign, do not use a credit card, but I pay with debit cards. How? There are also cash? Ah but then you're an expert too!
• I finally time for me to apologize and whirlpool. As soon as I get the urge, this quasi-advantage will be promoted for the benefit
• RANGE: sorry, I went to get me the tub ...
• I see on TV all the interesting programs, namely those that are in the most unexpected times, but then there are so many better things on TV, who do not watch anything.

Experts are released from the gagging and running away shouted "there are also disadvantages !!!"; fled towards Ovviolandia.

Keep your bones intact, but if you experience the bad luck, look on the bright side, it helps a lot to get better. And do not worry, there is almost always a positive side.
"I greet you with your other hand" (Elio e le Storie Tese, "Puppet without figs)